OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article >,
> "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>
> > Seems to me after all this time they'd have figured
> > out a way to fork split them so that the halves are just
> > a teensy bit more even, not like 70/30?
> >
> > Just sayin.
> >
> > nancy
> >
> >
>
> I just slice 'em like a bagel...... :-)

I suppose you don't get your nooky and cranny buttered too often.