OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article >,
> "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>
> > "Andy" <q> wrote
> >
> > > "Nancy Young" > wrote
> >
> > >> Seems to me after all this time they'd have figured
> > >> out a way to fork split them so that the halves are just
> > >> a teensy bit more even, not like 70/30?
> >
> > > Write them. It's mad science. Has been for decades.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > (laugh) But then what kind of nonsense could I amuse myself
> > with? I need lopsided breakfast bread.
> >
> > nancy
> >
> >
>
> But generally when you send complaints to a company, they send you
> coupons...... ;-)
>
> Got some free cat food that way! <lol>

Generally when you give a product compliments you get twice as many
coupons.