In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> >
> > > "Andy" <q> wrote
> > >
> > > > "Nancy Young" > wrote
> > >
> > > >> Seems to me after all this time they'd have figured
> > > >> out a way to fork split them so that the halves are just
> > > >> a teensy bit more even, not like 70/30?
> > >
> > > > Write them. It's mad science. Has been for decades.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > (laugh) But then what kind of nonsense could I amuse myself
> > > with? I need lopsided breakfast bread.
> > >
> > > nancy
> > >
> > >
> >
> > But generally when you send complaints to a company, they send you
> > coupons...... ;-)
> >
> > Got some free cat food that way! <lol>
>
> Generally when you give a product compliments you get twice as many
> coupons.
>

Hmmmmm... Might have to try that.

Orchid was dying. Granted, she is 16 years old but 1/2 siamese.
Three trips to the vet, no joy. Gave her Pen' injections as needed but
she still ended up a snotty nose fur covered skeleton. :-( This started
about a year ago.

We generally feed Purina dry food and Friskies canned since they like
it. Most of the cats are healthy, a couple are fat.

Orchid has a passion for Tuna, so I started offering her 9 lives "tuna
select". A dark tuna with egg bits, and protected her from the other
cats when she ate so she could eat all she wanted.

Over the past couple of months, she has improved and is actually putting
on weight! :-) She is now strong enough again to jump up into her
"protected" feeding area, and is getting the strength to meow again. She
was so weak, she had lost her voice.

Even her backbone is nearly covered again. Her mother lived to be nearly
19 so maybe she will make it to that age now. Her sister, Athena, does
not even look geriatric and is still going strong.

Appears that 9 lives canned is far superior to Friskies. We will
probably be switching the entire gang over to it now.

If I tell this story to 9 lives, think they will send me coupons???? ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson