OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> In article . net>,
> "Gregory Morrow"
> <gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:
>
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> >
> > > Ceaser or Italian dressing mixed with sour cream to thicken might
work.
> > >
> >
> >
> > And if y'all include celery sticks on yer crudite platter DON'T forget
to
> > PEEL the celery...nothin' worse than a celery string hangin' out yer
> > mouth...
>
> If the celery is allowed to wilt EVER so slightly, it strings better.
> Then you can crisp it back up by placing the bases in a glass of water
> in the 'frige.


Hmmm...and here all along I thought that cold was always supposed to put the
kibbosh on "erections" ;---p

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Best
Greg