In article . net>,
"Gregory Morrow"
<gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > In article . net>,
> > "Gregory Morrow"
> > <gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:
> >
> > > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > >
> > > > Ceaser or Italian dressing mixed with sour cream to thicken might
> work.
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > And if y'all include celery sticks on yer crudite platter DON'T forget
> to
> > > PEEL the celery...nothin' worse than a celery string hangin' out yer
> > > mouth...
> >
> > If the celery is allowed to wilt EVER so slightly, it strings better.
> > Then you can crisp it back up by placing the bases in a glass of water
> > in the 'frige.
>
>
> Hmmm...and here all along I thought that cold was always supposed to put the
> kibbosh on "erections" ;---p

All men are equal in cold water... ;-)
--
Om.

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