In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> Seems to me after all this time they'd have figured
> out a way to fork split them so that the halves are just
> a teensy bit more even, not like 70/30?

This may be sacrilege to english muffin purists, but I eat english
muffins several times a week and I have learned that the only way to
split them evenly is to slice them with a serrated knife.