Obviously this study isn't conclusive, but there are enough warnings
out there to scare me off.

What I find fascinating is how many people will keep defending Teflon
-- almost as if they were paid to do so. Last time I got embroiled in
this discussion folks were actually saying stuff like, "Hey, it only
kills birds when you heat it to five hundred degrees!" A line that
should qualify you for the Stepford Wives, IMHO.