They stink up the whole house for days!

I've never cooked them.
I suspect I will never buy them.

Don't get me wrong, I'd eat my own foot to stay alive

but pig intestines? whuh

don't you have to boil the poopee out first?

Isn't this what makes the house stank?

Otherwise...

How exactly do you cook them to make them taste good.

They must be good, they buy them down the street by the bucket full!