In article .com>, Mr
Tibbs > wrote:

> They stink up the whole house for days!
>
> I've never cooked them.
> I suspect I will never buy them.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'd eat my own foot to stay alive
>
> but pig intestines? whuh
>
> don't you have to boil the poopee out first?
>
> Isn't this what makes the house stank?
>
> Otherwise...
>
> How exactly do you cook them to make them taste good.
>
> They must be good, they buy them down the street by the bucket full!


They're cheap! Probably not a preferred cut. You might try pig
brains; poopee only appears in human brains. There's no mad pig
disease, is there? Chicken brains aren't feasible; too many chickens
per serving. There is bird's nest soup where poopee is, I believe,
part of the flavor. Wait there's a ringing in my head; I'd better
answer it.