WardNA wrote:

> >Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
> >light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
> >and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to
>
> You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

There's a good idea! Now that we've got a mob going,
why stop with Martha?

Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
air time that could be used to show something more
entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
Burger King.