In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
> on a
> park bench.
> "Lets screw him" sez the priest.
> "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.
>
> anon
>
>
> Sheldon
>

Cute, but this one is better:


BEWARE OF BLOND GENIES


A white guy is walking along the beach when he sees a lamp partially
buried* in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The
guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies > disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
looks down
and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the
door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku
Klux*Klan outfits They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw* a
rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the
Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde
genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the
first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to. I can also understand him* wanting to be a millionaire . . .
but why he wanted to be hung like a* black man is beyond me."
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson