notbob wrote:

> On 2006-01-30, Peter Aitken > wrote:
>
> > Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.
>
> A termiite walks in off the street and sits down at the bar. He says,
> "Is the bartender, here?".


[This was purportedly Ronald Reagan's fave joke...]

A black guy with his pet parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The
bartender looks at him and says, "Where'd you get him?". The parrot
replies, "Africa!"...

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Best
Greg