In article >,
Pennyaline > wrote:

> Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on
> > his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and
> > says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
> > turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD,
> > because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
> > "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
>
> I heard a variation of that one during the John Bobbit era, only then
> FORD stood for "found on road, dead."

Fix or repair daily........ ;-)
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