In article >,
Pennyaline > wrote:

> L, not -L wrote:
> > On 31-Jan-2006, OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote:
> >
> >> Fix or repair daily........ ;-)
> >
> > Fix and repair mean the same thing in this usage. Fix or replace daily is
> > how I have known it.
>
> I hate having to explain a joke. Summarized: John Bobbit, Lorena Bobbit,
> one knife, nocturnal car ride, threw it out the window... Found on road,
> dead.
>
> <wait, wait, here's another one: did you hear about Lorena Bobbit's car
> accident? Some dick cut her off!>

John Bobbit got a really good job once this was all over with...

He went to work for Snap-on tools.
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson