Elaine Parrish wrote:

> Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't waste
> a bite.
>
> Elaine, too

Elaine! you tricked me...

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just for that, i will gross you out.

two men are walking in the desert
they are starving

they com upon a dead mule

one jumps in and starts eating the mule
the other says...no...go ahead..knock it out!

30 mins later...the one who ate the mule...starts hurling on the ground

The one who had not eaten..jumps on it and says...

"aaaahhhh, that's what i've been waiting on, a good hot meal"