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Pennyaline > wrote:

> Switch wrote:
> > wrote:
> >> : take a big cast iron skillet get it hot...put some lard in it
> >>
> >> : fill the skillet up with fish eggs...brown them, then dump a huge bowl
> >> : of beaten chicken eggs over the browned fish eggs...
> >>
> >> : make 8 pieces of toast in the broiler...make sure there is one bright
> >> : yellow spot in the middle.
> >>
> >> Where does this "bright yellow spot" come from on the toast? Toast
> >> normally
> >> turns brown, not yellow.

> >
> > its from the hard pat of unspreadable butter on raw toast
> > it's real soggy in the middle; so I hear
> >

>
> Butter?! Trailer Trash don't need no steenkeen' BUTTER! It's PARKAY!
>
> <squeezable, preferably>


Ew! ;-)
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