On 7 Feb 2006 19:56:10 -0800, "Switch" > wrote:

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>> Did you have to nail these fish to a tree and pull their skin off
>> first?
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>heeeel yeah, carps tend to have a tough hide!
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>> There used to be a joke where I use to live about some folks cooking
>> their chickens in motor oil, but I'm not so sure someone could survive
>> animal meat deep fried in a petroleum product.
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>that's pretty tough if they did live
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>ever notice when there is a tornado it only hits trailers


It's true, it's an observed fact that plastic pink flamingos attract tornados.