"Lady Lazarus" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:25:21 GMT, in rec.food.cooking, jay
> > hit the crackpipe and declared:
>>
>>
>>I got a letter from a friend who is spending a little time in the Federal
>>slammer "Club Fed" for some "white collar" thievery...of course HE is
>>innocent.
>>
>>He sent a copy of the menu "food preference survey" which is on a U.S.
>>Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Prisons form.
>>
>>It ain't bread and water.
>>
>>It is a columnar type of form. The prisoner can check , Like A Lot, Like,
>>Do Not Know, Dislike across from the menu item. There are 58 items on
>>the menu. The first 8 are general i.e "do you like the menu?" ect. The
>>other 50 are the menu selections.
>>
>>breakfast scramble, pancakes, waffles, breakfast taco, cheese omelet,
>>chicken curry, grilled hamburger, chicken enchiladas, chicken patty
>>sandwich, hot link, grilled ham and cheese, meat loaf, baked chicken,
>>fried fish sandwich, grilled liver & onion, oriental stir fry, roast
>>turkey, pineapple chicken, beef cheese enchiladas, submarine sandwich,
>>lasagna, fried fish, chicken teriyaki, chili dogs, carne gusiada, migas,
>>western omelet creamed ground beef, french toast, continental breakfast,
>>quesadilla, chicken a la king, tacos, baked ham, barbequed chicken,
>>spaghetti w/meat sauce, roast pork, tostados, fried chicken, beef/cheese
>>pizza, chicken fried steak, beef fajita, chicken mole, roast beef, arroz
>>con pollo, cheeseburger, chicken fajitas, mcrib sandwich, beef & bean
>>burrito, menudo.
>>
>>AND there is a space to "fill in suggested meal."
>>
>>He says there is a guy there doing 5 years for urinating in a national
>>park.
>>
>>Your tax money is at work~
>
> lol! why is there so much hispanic themed items? all the eses are
> doing time in the real joint hahahahahaha

It's a prison. More beans means more suffering. :-)