Doug Kanter wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I've got about a half a carton of this pork left and no extra sauce.
>> I'm not sure what, if anything, I can do with this other than nuke
>> it and snack
>> on it. Since I've been out of town I don't have any fresh veggies on
>> hand.
>> Jill
>>
>>
>
> This reminds me of a story at www.theonion.com, about a man who was
> having a major personal crisis. Over a period of years, he'd
> collected too many ketchup packets from fast food restaurants, and
> didn't know what to do with them.

Apparently not knowing what to do with leftover well-seasoned sweet & sour
pork strikes you as a personal crisis. I call it "I don't usually have
leftover Chinese pork".

Jill