"jmcquown" > writes:
>Doug Kanter wrote:

>> This reminds me of a story at www.theonion.com, about a man who was
>> having a major personal crisis. Over a period of years, he'd
>> collected too many ketchup packets from fast food restaurants, and
>> didn't know what to do with them.

>Apparently not knowing what to do with leftover well-seasoned sweet & sour
>pork strikes you as a personal crisis. I call it "I don't usually have
>leftover Chinese pork".

Hmm. I think Doug was gently teasing. "The Onion" is satire and I
think he was just referring to one of their joke articles.

Stacia