"jmcquown" > wrote in message
. ..
> Glitter Ninja wrote:
>> "jmcquown" > writes:
>>> Doug Kanter wrote:
>>
>>>> This reminds me of a story at www.theonion.com, about a man who was
>>>> having a major personal crisis. Over a period of years, he'd
>>>> collected too many ketchup packets from fast food restaurants, and
>>>> didn't know what to do with them.
>>
>>> Apparently not knowing what to do with leftover well-seasoned sweet
>>> & sour pork strikes you as a personal crisis. I call it "I don't
>>> usually have leftover Chinese pork".
>>
>> Hmm. I think Doug was gently teasing. "The Onion" is satire and I
>> think he was just referring to one of their joke articles.
>>
>> Stacia
>
> Yeah, I realized that after my post. I don't read stuff on "The Onion"
> since even my pop-up blocker can't get rid of the embedded advertisements
> that come up on the screen when you're in the middle of reading something.
> I was having an off day yesterday. Sorry, Doug!
>
> Jill
>
>

Find your inner pork self, Jill.

:-)