In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake
>
> INGREDIENTS:
<snipped gross recipe>
>
>
> Sheldon

Nice to know you keep some humorous recipes in your files. ;-)
Here's my favorite gross out recipe:

Klingon Blood Wine (and yes, the Klingon trekkies that play act and
dress up as Klingons actually make this stuff...)

Subject: Bloodwine recipes?
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2000 04:36:36 GMT
From: (Khaywolf)
Organization: the Monastery of Gre'thor
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.klingon

On 04 Mar 2000 17:49:41 GMT, (Nicki Cho) wrote:

>anyone have any recipes to make a version of alcoholic
>bloodwine?

Boy, I've been seeing this request all over the place lately!

Bloodwine

Heat 18 quarts of blood in a large cauldron. When the blood is hot,
put 1 quart of blackstrap molasses into it. When it boils, skim it
very
well, and continue
skimming it, as long as any scum will rise. Let this boil one hour.
Then set it to cool until it be blood-warm, and then put in a spoonful
of Ale yeast. When it is worked up, put it into a five gallon bottle
with a vapor lock. Allow to ferment for about six weeks, then bottle
it
up. Age to taste.

Khaywolf

I've not hung out on that group for a very long time, but it was very
entertaining. ;-)
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