Ten Commandments: Minnesota style
1. Ders only one God, ya know.
2. Don't make dat fish on yer mantle an idol.
3. Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.
4. Go to church even when yer up `nort.
5. Honor yer folks.
6. Don't kill. Catch and release.
7. Der is only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
8. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin' about how much snow ya can shovel.
10. Keep yer mind offen yer neighbor's hot dish

-L.
(sent to me by my Minnesooootahn friends)