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Default Joke Du Jour 03-10-06

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sf > wrote:

> On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:41:28 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:
>
> > A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I
> > don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink.
> > Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail
> > all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug,
> > takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes.
> >
> > Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender
> > "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???"

>
>
> LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with.
> This one is going straight to him.


Hey I like those too! :-)
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