> Why is it so hard to understand that others may not enjoy
> the things you do?

A more correct question would be this: why do people -- like the
patrons of this establishment -- want to *pretend* to cook? It's like
when Mario Batali or Bobby Flay are on Letterman: sure, Dave will stir
a pot or two, and flip the clicken. But when it's done, he doesn't
claim he made dinner.