"honey and lime" > wrote in
oups.com:

> loved ur jokes


My ONLY Irish joke (try this standing in the middle of an Irish bar on
St. Pantrick's day and announce "I have an Irish joke"). All Irish eyes
narrow, the bar quiets down and darts get pointed in my direction as I
ask:

Q: Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Crowd ready to attack...

A: Becuase it's capital is always Dublin.

I've had everything from friendly punches to pity groans to kisses on the
cheek to free beers but no darts and mostly a loud round of laughter
after the delay of the punchline sinks in and it's back to business as
usual, only I had more friends than I had before I told the joke.

TRUE.

Andy