Andy wrote:

>
>
> My ONLY Irish joke (try this standing in the middle of an Irish bar on
> St. Pantrick's day and announce "I have an Irish joke"). All Irish eyes
> narrow, the bar quiets down and darts get pointed in my direction as I
> ask:
>
> Q: Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
>
> Crowd ready to attack...
>
> A: Becuase it's capital is always Dublin.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

















One less drunk.

:-)