Okay, I can't stand it. Have to wade in:

Sean was visiting Seamus, who was on his deathbed.

Seamus said, "Sean, I have but one request, lad. When I'm gone and
planted, I'd like ye to pour a pint of the good stuff over me grave."

Sean replied, "That I will, Seamus, that I will. But would you be
mindin' if I passed it through me kidneys first?"

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be
classed as cannybals."

Finley Peter Dunne (1900)

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"