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Default Joke Du Jour, Memo to Hospital staff

In article >,
Dan Abel > wrote:

> In article >,
> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote:
>
>
> > Food service will be discontinued. Patients wishing to be fed will
> > need to let their families know to bring something, or may make

>
> Don't laugh too hard. When our children were born, we were advised to
> bring our own food to the hospital, as the food was edible but not much
> more. Ambulatory patients were forced to cook their own (hoof it down
> to the microwave in each wing). It was much worse than airline food,
> but similar.


Well that sux!

>
>
> > Housekeeping and physical therapy are being combined. Mops will be
> > issued to those patients who are ambulatory, thus providing

>
> The cost-cutting czar at my last job cut custodial services for those
> who worked directly under him. I would go over there to talk to
> somebody and see the controller running the vacuum cleaner in the hall.


<lol> I do close up the biohazard trash boxes at night and put out new
ones. ;-) And clean up the break room since it's not housekeepings job.

>
>
> > As you can see on the "FROM" line above, administration is assuming
> > groundskeeping duties.

>
> The treasurer ran the leaf-blower.


I do plan to print this and post it where administration can see it. <G>

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>
>
> > In light of the extremely hot summer temperature the electric company
> > has been asked to install individual meters in each patient room,
> > office, etc., so that the electrical consumption can be monitored and
> > appropriately billed. Fans will be available for sale or lease in the
> > hospital gift shop.

>
>
> To save money, the students in the dorms voluntarily (I guess) agreed
> that the hot water would be shut off in the evening. Don't try to take
> a shower then!


Hmmmmmm... not a bad idea here. ;-D


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> Dan Abel

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