"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
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> ~patches~ > hitched up their panties and
> posted :
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>>
>> Well it would solve the problem of the dog running loose, wouldn't it?
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> It's not the dog's problem but the owners.
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>
>> I wonder if you would have to marinate it? Perhaps seeing their dog
>> rotating on your bbq spit would send a very clear message to the
>> neighbour without you having to say a word or even eat the dog
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> Give me an ignorant, pet owning neighbor rotating on the BBQ spit would
> make me happier

How would you cook it?