Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> My mother had a Buick Electra station wagon that screamed at you
> constantly. My friends and I basically destroyed it on the way to Daytona
> for spring break. I got soooo... tired of hearing it scream "The back
> passenger door is open"
>

Way back in the Dark Ages (high school) we hd a friend who
re-programmed his Dad's talking car. Picture his Dad's face when he got
in and heard the car say, "Well, bonehead,a re you going to fasten your
seatbelt?" and "You left the front door open, asshole!"

Dad wasn't too mad in the long run, though, becasue he figured out that
if we could RE-program the car, we could also DE-program the car, and
turned that nonsense off completely.