Ever look for Chapstick in a drug store? That's the scavenger hunt I'd
rather not relive. As far as I can tell, it's kept in eight different
places. There's some by the pharmacy cash register (the medicated
stuff, like Blistix), some by the toothpaste (your unflavored
Chapsticks), some by the candy (cherry, coconut, mint -- aren't those
Target's Choxie flavors?), and some on the ends of the detergent aisle
(some kind of promotional sale).

Naturally the cheapest, impulse-buy ones are up by the registers. (Be
prepared to yell, "NO, I *AIN'T* CUTTING IN LINE, BITCH!" while you're
browsing through those.)