"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in
ups.com:

>
> A blonde went into a world wide message center to send
> a message To her mother overseas.
>
> When the man told her it would cost $200, she exclaimed:
> "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
> message to my mother."
>
> The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
> "Anything?" he asked.
>
> "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
> Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked
> towards the next room.
>
> The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
>
> "Come in and close the door" the man said.
> She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."
> She did. "Now take down my zipper."
> She did. "Now go ahead take it out....." He said.
>
> She reached in and grabbed it with both hands
> then paused.
>
> The man closed his eyes and whispered
> "Well... go ahead."
>
> The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and
> while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said:
>
> "Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"


Does that only apply to natural or dyed? LOL!

Andy