Joke Du Jour, Best blond joke I've seen in awhile...
Andy wrote:
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in
> ups.com:
>
> >
> > A blonde went into a world wide message center to send
> > a message To her mother overseas.
> >
> > When the man told her it would cost $200, she exclaimed:
> > "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
> > message to my mother."
> >
> > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
> > "Anything?" he asked.
> >
> > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
> > Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked
> > towards the next room.
> >
> > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
> >
> > "Come in and close the door" the man said.
> > She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."
> > She did. "Now take down my zipper."
> > She did. "Now go ahead take it out....." He said.
> >
> > She reached in and grabbed it with both hands
> > then paused.
> >
> > The man closed his eyes and whispered
> > "Well... go ahead."
> >
> > The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and
> > while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said:
> >
> > "Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
>
>
> Does that only apply to natural or dyed? LOL!
>
> Andy
Well if a blone dyes her hair, it's known as "artificial intelligence".
;-)
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