OK... let's balance the scales he

A blonde walks into a bank in a Sydney (insert to suit your country)
and asks for the loans officer.
She's going overseas on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security, so the
blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes as collateral for the
loan.
The bank manager and staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a $250,000 Merc as collateral against a $5,000 loan, while an
employee parks the Merc in the Bank's underground carpark.
Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest
which comes to $15.41.
Puzzled at her apparent wealth, the loans officers asks why she would
bother to borrow $5,000.
The blonde replies:
"Where else in Sydney can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"

Best blonde joke I've heard for ages - and no, I am not blonde, natural
or otherwise!!

LadyJane
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"Never trust a skinny cook!"