Joke Du Jour, Best blond joke I've seen in awhile...
LadyJane wrote:
> OK... let's balance the scales he
>
> A blonde walks into a bank in a Sydney (insert to suit your country)
> and asks for the loans officer.
> She's going overseas on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
> $5,000.
> The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security, so the
> blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes as collateral for the
> loan.
> The bank manager and staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
> using a $250,000 Merc as collateral against a $5,000 loan, while an
> employee parks the Merc in the Bank's underground carpark.
> Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest
> which comes to $15.41.
> Puzzled at her apparent wealth, the loans officers asks why she would
> bother to borrow $5,000.
> The blonde replies:
> "Where else in Sydney can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
> and expect it to be there when I return?"
>
> Best blonde joke I've heard for ages - and no, I am not blonde, natural
> or otherwise!!
>
> LadyJane
> --
> "Never trust a skinny cook!"
Excellent! :-)
SMART blond joke!
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