on topic joke (sort of)
"elaine" > wrote in message
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>A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
> and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
> him.
>
> The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
> a conversation.
>
> American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
>
> Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,
> we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
> recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
> Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.
>
> The Canadian listens in silence.
>
> The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> Canadian: "Of Course."
>
> American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
> "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
> we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
> recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
> Canada."
>
> The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
>
> American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big
> smirk.
>
> Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
> used them?"
>
> American: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
> recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
> to America."
>
>
>
>
> elaine.
>
L O L!!!!!
MoM
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