Sheldon wrote:

> Jewish funerals are the best... no food except maybe plain sponge cake,
> but everyone gets plastered to the gills on Fleishman's rye whiskey and
> Slivavitz.

What, no real food? Really? I've been to all sorts of religious
funerals before, but I guess never Jewish. It's all about the food (OK
and the booze, too).

Sandy