Anthony wrote:
> Darrin wrote:
> I got to the
> > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.
>
> There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
> third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
> other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of
these idiot
women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get
the
daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz
Taylor
didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.

One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
(his IQ)
is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that he lives
close
to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they have
to throw
their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk stall
where
he sells flies.

Speaking of flies there is an English joke -

Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
jew.

Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
Englishman
brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it. Another
fly manages
to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs it and asks,
rubbing
his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"