HumanRights wrote:
> See what Canada's government is cooking up these days.
>
> http://www.lulu.com/content/228315
>
>
> This is a true story about how the Canadian Security Intelligence
> Service (CSIS) attacked me in America.


Q: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how
to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't
translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that
the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from
the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women
have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to
the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay
duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect
taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to
buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

A2: One. But he has to see an American do it first.

;-)

-Rusty