On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:54:00 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
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>> On Sat, 20 May 2006 00:57:58 GMT, Dan Krueger
>> > wrote:
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>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
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>>>>Dan Krueger wrote:
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>>>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
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>>>>>>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
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>>>>>>>On 18 May 2006 03:14:03 GMT, "TeaLady (Mari C.)"
> wrote:
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>>>>>>><ugly horrid stories about near-dismemberment>
>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did I tell you how my right hand ring finger looked after I took it
>>>>>>out of the table saw?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Matthew
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A moron in your condition should stay away from all machinery. Get
>>>>>some scissors and go for a jog.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Would you _please_ stop launching yourself headlong into my boat? I
>>>>stopped trolling you quite a long time ago. Well before you stopped
>>>>being teh funni.
>>>>
>>>>Thanks.
>>>>
>>>>Matthew
>>>>
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>>>NOW it was a troll? Good luck with that one.
>>
>>
>> Not quite 10 out of 10 yet, but watch the patten unfold.
>>
>> Why am I suddenly reminded of monkeys and organ-grinders?
>>
>> (Dank will now follow up with some sad, sad attempt at an insult based
>> on "organ-grinders," most likely having something to do with
>> homosexuality. The soundtrack will be Beavis saying "HUH. HUH. He said
>> 'organ-grinders.'"
>>
>> Like I said, predictable.
>
>(1) This discussion was between the guy with the f-uped head and me.

Are you somehow unaware that your "discussion" is taking place in a
worldwide forum?

Oh, look. In the interest of efficiency, Dank is now numbering his
cafeteria-style one-liners. I told you it wouldn't be long before he
had completely cycled through All He's Got(tm) and would be reduced to
just shouting out the numbers. "Hey, Martin! #43!" [1]

By the way, Dank, grown-ups say what they want to say, rather than
revert to some coy, bashful language that borders on baby-talk. I
believe what you meant to say was "****ed-up head".

Of course, you wouldn't have been capable of recognizing the need for
a compound modifier, much less been able to form one, but I'm here to
help.

QUICK, DANK! In the phrase "****ed-up head," above, should the period
have come AFTER the quotation mark, or BEFORE? What about the comma in
the sentence before this one? Before, or after? Deal, or no deal? Is
your brow furrowed into a peasant's bitter, resentful scowl? Are you
tugging on your forelock?

>(2) Funny stuff part timer but I'm only wondering about your
>professional choice of the word "patten"? It's a troll, right? You are
>incapable of a spelling error, right? It must be a troll based on
>homosexuality and Bevis the organ-grinder.

Still asking for someone to explain the concept of trolling to you,
huh? How long has it been? A year?
>
>(3) Are you asking for predictable?

No. Predicting it. And you delivered, as always.

[1] #43 = "You suck."

(Expecting something more elequent, insightful, witty, or clever? You
don't know Dank.)