Sheldon wrote:

> Bob wrote:
>>
>> I'm sorry, I should have been more explicit.
>
> You're not literate enough... nor do you have a clue about cooking...
> you're in the wrong Newsgroup, what's the matter, couldn't find
> alt.dumb-mother****ers.nasty.

1. Sheldon is as clueless as they come when it comes to some aspects of
cooking. He's self-taught, which means that when he didn't want to learn
something he just made up the garbage he ends up spewing.

2. If you *do* find alt.dumb-mother****ers.nasty, I think you'll discover
Sheldon is an avid reader and poster.

Bob