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Default Dave's joke of the day



Chatty Cathy wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
>
>> Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher
>> states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other
>> animal in the world does.
>> Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
>>
>> "Really, would you mind telling us why that is
>> Johnny?"replies the teacher.
>> "Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat
>> on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the
>> corner, and my cat went 'fffff! fffff! fffff!', and before
>> he could say '****!', the dog ate him!"
>>

> LOL. Good one, Dave.
>


Shouldn't that have been LOL. Good one, Johnny? )