The Evil Cantaloupe
In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:
> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article .com>,
> > "Christopher Helms" > wrote:
> >
> > > <RJ> wrote:
> > > > I got the container from the fridge,
> > > > and had a delightful breakfast of chilled, cubed cantaloupe.
> > > >
> > > > Within two hours, I was regretting breakfast !
> > > > I spent the rest of the day, rushing to the bathroom.
> > > >
> > > > Today, feeling much better, ( but 5 pounds lighter )
> > > > I pondered ; "What happened ? "
> > >
> > >
> > > "Within two hours" is awfully quick. Maybe it was someting you ate the
> > > day before. Not every nasty thing that makes you sick acts that
> > > quickly.
> >
> > I must agree...
> > When I came down with Salmonella, it was a full 8 hours before the
> > symptoms started.
>
> Hmm, that's because you have a natural immunity... so why didn't you
> tell us how susequently the Salmonella came down with OmManiosis and
> died. hehehehe
>
> Sheldon
Antibiotic therapy a' la' Dr. (XXXXXXXX).
Said good Dr. also gave me IV demerol and Fenargin.
Nice buzz, and I slept for about 4 hours in the ER, peacefully, for the
first time in 3 days. ;-)
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Peace!
Om
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson
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