"projectile vomit chick" > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:35:32 GMT, in rec.food.cooking,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > hit the crackpipe and
> declared:
>>"-L." > wrote in message
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>>>
>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>
>>>> It's amazing, the things we can't see, but which will make us
>>>> miserable.
>>>> This is appetizing: I got the underwear form of crabs last spring. I
>>>> was
>>>> like "WTF? I haven't been near another human being in several months."
>>>> The
>>>> doctor said the best way to avoid it was to stop handling money or
>>>> shaking
>>>> hands.
>>>
>>> More likely you got it from a toilet seat or from trying on clothing.
>>
>>I'd have to be near death before I'd sit on a toilet seat in a public
>>place.
>>:-)
>>
>
> Why? The surface of the toilet seat is probably cleaner than your
> bottom.


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