"limey" > wrote in news:8UUkg.1674$nS5.1624@trnddc07:

>
> "Ophelia" wrote
>
>> "Syssi" wrote
>>>
>>> Isn't he a hoot? Rather like the kid brother (that I never had)
>>> that you want to give a 'noogie' to and then box his ears!
>>
>> He will get a big wedgie if he shows up around here
>
>
> Wot? No THWAP?? We should tell him that it's "Queen's English",
> right O? And even "e-mails"?
> Then you can give him a wedgie, followed by a THWAP.


How do you give a THWAP? Do you use a stwap?

Or a dead fish?



Q. What's a wok.


A. It's what you throw at wabbits.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'