"Mordechai Housman" > wrote in
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> "Michel Boucher" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> 1500'S
>>
>> Anyone got a receipt for the Nieman-Marcus cookie?
>
> I had it, but once when I was out on a date with a girl, and I
> parked my car on lovers' lane, that guy with the hook instead of a
> hand attacked us and stole the recipe for the Neiman-Marcus cookie
> that I had in my car (I had the cookie in the car; but he stole
> the recipe, for some reason -- maybe it was because I had baked
> razor blades in it to give out for trick-or-treat), and I drove
> away very quickly, flashing my lights to signal the initiation
> rite for the local gang. As I drove off, I noticed that the
> hitchhiker had vanished from the back of my car.
>
> If you don't believe me, here's the hook he left behind. I use it
> to fish out alligators from my toilet.
>
> After that scary incident, that girl refused to date me anymore,
> so I married her instead. We never have a boring moment, as you
> can well imagine.

Like, fer real, man?

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