In article <lwdqg.201$Rk2.22@trndny04>,
"Mordechai Housman" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > Unlike most, my sarcasm meter is working just fine. ;-)
> > I thought it was pretty funny as my own experience tells me that this
> > kind of incident is no big deal. <G> I'll often use incense to cover
> > the
> > smell if dad burns eggs (which he often does) but if I don't, it goes
> > away on it's own in short order.
>
> So you're dad is a short order cook, and you get rid of the fumes in
> short order?

<snicker>

He just has a tendency to overcook things.
That's why _I_ do most of the cooking!
Sometimes he craves an omelet while I am asleep
so he cooks one.

Unfortunately......
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson