"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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>> So you're dad is a short order cook, and you get rid of the fumes in
>> short order?
>
> <snicker>
>
> He just has a tendency to overcook things.
> That's why _I_ do most of the cooking!
> Sometimes he craves an omelet while I am asleep
> so he cooks one.
>
> Unfortunately......

Most unfortunately, considering that an omelet should be FRIED, not
cooked! Or is there a way to cook an omelet too?