"Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in news:44ae9563$0$12728
:

> http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm
>
> found this and just 'had' to post it.....
> -ginny


Ginny,

"I know of several ways to catch a possum. Perhaps the easiest is to
simply drive around for a while in your truck. The problem will soon
resolve itself. (SCCRRRREEEEEEECCHHH!!. . . SPLAT. . .)"

Too funny! Me and the ex were driving down the road near home and came
upon possum roadkill (blood and guts). She actually asked "is it dead?"
and I replied, "no, it's just playing dead," She thought it over for a
couple seconds then punched me in the arm. Go figure!

Andy